Oh you think your weekend is This Isn't The Twilight Saga: New Moon: The XXX Parodygreat? Psshh. Take your cute outfit and hangover brunch home and make room for Cardi B, who is redefining the idea of best weekend ever.

Here's how the rapper/life coach is doing it (take notes):

Day one: Drop a destined-for-number-one debut album on Friday.

Day two: Reveal your pregnancy live on national television on Saturday.

Day three: Wake up, continue to conquer the world.

Got it?

Cardi B's debut album, Invasion of Privacy, came out on Friday and within 24 hours had already been certified gold. Not bad. Then, Cardi rolled into Saturday Night Liveto knock you out with two performances AND a pregnancy reveal. Mmmm Hmmmm. Damn.

Cardi kept her midsection strategically covered for her first performance, a "Bodak Yellow"/"Bartier Cardi" medley, leaving fans to wonder if they'd ever get confirmation of her rumored pregnancy. But then she ditched the feathers, slipped into a custom Christian Siriano white gown and confirmed what the internet has speculated for weeks: baby Cardi is very real.

Two-and-a-half minutes into a flawless rendition of "Be Careful," the SNLcameras zoomed out, the spotlight turned on, and there was Cardi B's pregnancy taking center stage.

Backstage after the performance, Cardi raised her arms and exclaimed that she was "finally free."

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And if anyone was stupidly thinking that the baby news would hamper Cardi's reign on the top of the world, she shut that idea down on Twitter:

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Shortly after the pregnancy reveal, Cardi's fiancé, Migos rapper Offset, also tweeted his excitement for the "next chapter" of the couple's lives.

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For its part, the internet seems ready and pumped to welcome the Cardi bb:

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